I am an English girl, usually addressed as Helen. I live up a mountain with a bunch of goats, and I'm short with a broken nose. If you read Megan Whalen Turner's Queen's Thief series, you'll get the joke.
Everything else you might need to know about me is:
I'm a Calvinistic Christian
I'm a Ravenclaw
I'm a journalist in real life
And I can be found writing fanfic as "meldahlie" over on fanfiction.net
If you like my writings, feel free to Friend me. If I like yours, I may Friend you back.